The Case of the “Itis”

Party-itis = You don’t party anymore, because you are partied out!

Relationship-itis = You don’t party anymore, because you’re in a relationship.

Wheel-itis = You don’t party anymore, because you’re always the 3rd/5th wheel.

Brunette-itis = You don’t party anymore, because Hollywood prefers blondes (which is retarded and dumb).

I currently have wheel-itis and brunette-itis..